I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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