we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
operation harelip BJ is a go
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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