morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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