it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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