still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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