i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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