I just cut my nipple shaving
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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