when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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