Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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