He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
