Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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