This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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