My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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