Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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