brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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