...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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