took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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