WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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