Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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