Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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