You really coming over, don't trick.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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