Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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