I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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