Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
