I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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