ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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