We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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