i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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