Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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