Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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