I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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