It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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