Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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