i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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