I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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