his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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