What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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