a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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