idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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