I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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