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It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
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Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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