Me. At least after what I've been through.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
