Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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