I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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