I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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