Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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