Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think i have two assholes
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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