and you said cock pushups were impossible
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
