Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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