i would punch a child for taco bell
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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