your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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