So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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