At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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