Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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