you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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