i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
honey bunches of taint.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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